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The Lone Gunman replied

1 July 2008, 17:21
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Ah man. Thanks for empathising.

I got photographed in a, ahem, compromising position, and the shot is from behind. You can clearly see my two, sizeable, low-hanging kahunas between my legs.

I was seriously unimpressed with myself.

I had a photo like that. We had <ahem>borrowed</ahem> a friends camera and mooned it then put the camera back. His wife collected the pictures from Boots. He spent ages trying to find who the low slung bloke on the right was.
One of my mates was so impressed he touted the picture round the pub pointing me out to everyone. Wasn't sure if should be proud or hide.
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Churchill replied

1 July 2008, 16:42
Originally posted by Advocate View Post

I always new the top coppers spent more time polishing their balls than fighting crime...

That'd be the "Secret Police Man's Other Ball" then, eh?
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Advocate replied

1 July 2008, 16:41
The ACPO team used techniques similar to the way Isaac Newton ground lenses for his telescopes 300 years ago.

I always new the top coppers spent more time polishing their balls than fighting crime...
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Churchill replied

1 July 2008, 16:15
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

The camera never lies. And it added two pounds.

Did you wear make-up?
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Xenophon replied

1 July 2008, 16:10
Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post

If they weigh a pound apiece I'd go to the doctors quickly.

Good call.

DOC!!!
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TheBigYinJames replied

1 July 2008, 16:10
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

The camera never lies. And it added two pounds.

If they weigh a pound apiece I'd go to the doctors quickly.
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Xenophon replied

1 July 2008, 16:09
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Not in this case.

Men don't look good from that angle (the one you have made me imagine), backs can be nice, but that is as good as it gets.

The camera never lies. And it added two pounds.
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Xenophon replied

1 July 2008, 16:06
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Absolutely!

She's just moody 'coz she hasn't got one and we have...

Let's hear it for those of us with downstairs!!
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Lucy replied

1 July 2008, 16:02
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Sharing is caring.

Not in this case.

Men don't look good from that angle (the one you have made me imagine), backs can be nice, but that is as good as it gets.
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Churchill replied

1 July 2008, 16:02
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Sharing is caring.

Absolutely!

She's just moody 'coz she hasn't got one and we have...
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Xenophon replied

1 July 2008, 15:59
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

This is seriously TMI.

Sharing is caring.
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Lucy replied

1 July 2008, 15:58
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Ah man. Thanks for empathising.

I got photographed in a, ahem, compromising position, and the shot is from behind. You can clearly see my two, sizeable, low-hanging kahunas between my legs.

I was seriously unimpressed with myself.

This is seriously TMI.
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Churchill replied

1 July 2008, 15:57
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Churchill is awarded +5 perfectly round and well-sprung Xeno Geek Points.

There 's no point having one if you don't know how the f*cker works.

Thanks for the points mate!
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Xenophon replied

1 July 2008, 15:55
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

The size and shape of your scrotum changes due to temperature.

If it's cold then your scrotum shrinks.

If it's warm then the scrotum will stretch to move your testes further away from your body to regulate the temperature of your testes.

I hope this has helped.

Churchill is awarded +5 perfectly round and well-sprung Xeno Geek Points.
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Churchill replied

1 July 2008, 15:49
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I think you are right.

I guess mine was the Hawaiian / Pulp Fiction spelling...

The size and shape of your scrotum changes due to temperature.

If it's cold then your scrotum shrinks.

If it's warm then the scrotum will stretch to move your testes further away from your body to regulate the temperature of your testes.

I hope this has helped.
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