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    #51
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's the hairy arse, it's soooo offputting...
    Winnets.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post


      I will be in England for Christmas this year, so I might be there too...
      If SA would pop back on and organise it that would be good.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #53
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Ah. I see.

        To get girls.
        They're only after you for the contents of your handbag.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #54
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          It goes by other names too.
          Whatever.

          Try to be a little bit 21st Century. Man in make-up doesn't = poof.

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            #55
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


            Not exactly.



            A tiny touch of eyeliner is hardly a face full of rouge and mascara. Guys don't notice and girls just think you have nice eyes.

            Throw in a item of clothing that is interesting and you're good to go.
            Thought so.

            Raving poofta.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #56
              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
              If SA would pop back on and organise it that would be good.
              I think she is still working in Ireland. Where did you go last year?

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                #57
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                They're only after you for the contents of your handbag.
                It's "man bag", thank you very much!

                "turns sharply away , whipping the hair and adding a 'Hmmmph' "

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  Whatever.

                  Try to be a little bit 21st Century. Man in make-up doesn't = poof.
                  To quote a lovable dog:

                  "oh yesssssssssss", it does.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by beeker View Post
                    I guess that depends on the calibre of woman that you go for. If it's the type that:

                    a) can't tell if a guy is wearing mascara or not
                    b) can tell, and thinks it's acceptable

                    Then, may I wish you every success as it'll be to everyone else's benefit getting those 'women' out of the way.

                    - oh, note the bold.
                    WTF is your problem?

                    Nice and high standard always, beeker. Note - not mascara, eyeliner. Do you know the difference?

                    Get yourself along to the next CUK do and I'll show you how it works.

                    Quick theory for you and this has been field-tested by me countless times. The chaps that are unnerved by peacocking males and generally afraid and put off. They think they are being 'alpha-maled'.

                    Some guys react by shying away. Others have a pop - like you. To me it matters not. All you do is serve to prove to my target that I can demonstrate higher value even in the situation where another male is uncomfortable.

                    So thanks.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by beeker View Post
                      It's "man bag", thank you very much!

                      "turns sharply away , whipping the hair and adding a 'Hmmmph' "
                      nice flounce!
                      Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                      "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                      Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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