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Where do you go when you die?

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    #21
    My post here notwithstanding, I simply don't intend to die.

    Southend, isn't it?
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #22
      Maybe we go back to the place we were before we evolved the 5 senses.

      Strange to think what we'd be like without them.

      Was thinking about it last night after seeing the news where some guy was deaf and blind after being poisoned with anti-freeze by his wife. How does he communicate or learn to communicate after that? I noticed he had something attached to his head and ears so maybe technology offers a solution?
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Heaven?
        Hell?
        The Macrocosm?
        Worm Food?
        Emptiness?

        Ok some of you older contractors, it's time to fezz up, some of you aren't far off. Sas, we can probably count on our fingers the number of months you've got left.

        So the question is, Is there life after death?
        You become permanent moderator of the TPD thread
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #24
          Originally posted by PAH View Post
          Maybe we go back to the place we were before we evolved the 5 senses.

          Strange to think what we'd be like without them.

          Was thinking about it last night after seeing the news where some guy was deaf and blind after being poisoned with anti-freeze by his wife. How does he communicate or learn to communicate after that? I noticed he had something attached to his head and ears so maybe technology offers a solution?
          There are people who help you I think - somethig called the Helen Keller Institute or something like that. I guess you would have to communicate by touch - don't know how, even the intricacies of sign language for the deaf is beyond me. Some people say I don't even know how to communicate in English.
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #25
            Where do you go when you die?

            See below!

            The vegetarian option.

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              #26
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              See below!


              I used to be that optimistic.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #27
                Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                I'd certainly like there to be life after death, where I can meet all my friends and relatives (that I like).
                I'll bet there are lots of fluffy rabbits and other nice animals there too!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  My post here notwithstanding, I simply don't intend to die.

                  Southend, isn't it?
                  Nah - South Wales
                  If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Heaven?
                    Hell?
                    The Macrocosm?
                    Worm Food?
                    Emptiness?

                    Ok some of you older contractors, it's time to fezz up, some of you aren't far off. Sas, we can probably count on our fingers the number of months you've got left.

                    So the question is, Is there life after death?
                    You become permie.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                      You become permie.
                      Hell is being doomed to hearing the same reposts over and over again.
                      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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