Personally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPersonally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostTurning Japanese
HTHIt's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Don't mind how I die as long as I have enought time to put a shoe in my boxers.
No reason really its just going to confuse the hell out of whoever finds me.Comment
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If you were going to die how would you like to go?It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHuh???
vinegar strokes n. male The final, climactic stages of intercourse or masturbation. ... The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes. ...Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPersonally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.Comment
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