Where do you go when you die?

[Pondlife]

I'm almost definitely going dooooown when I die. To that hot, fiery place, with she-monsters clad in thigh-high leather boots, wielding bull-whips.

Yay.

Careful what you wish for:

One day a guy dies and winds up in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…

Satan: Why so glum?

Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell!

Satan: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Satan: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, beer, soft drinks, you name it! We drink till we throw up, and then we drink some more. And you don’t have to worry about hangovers because you’re dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great!

Satan: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it!

Satan: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer—no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow… that’s awesome!

Satan: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do.

Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, and Kino. If you go bankrupt, you’re dead anyway. What about drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…

Satan: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack…or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you’re dead, who cares?!?!?!

Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

Satan: You gay?

Guy: No…

Satan: Ooooh…You’re gonna HATE Fridays

[MrRobin]

Quite like the idea of being turned into an artificial diamond when I peg it.

I quite nlike that idea... although I think it is a bit freaky to be 'worn' by someone... I would prefer it if it was put on display somewhere, or formed part of an artefact or something instead

[KathyWoolfe]

Heaven?
Hell?
The Macrocosm?
Worm Food?
Emptiness?

Ok some of you older contractors, it's time to fezz up, some of you aren't far off. Sas, we can probably count on our fingers the number of months you've got left.

So the question is, Is there life after death?

I'd certainly like there to be life after death, where I can meet all my friends and relatives (that I like).

[Troll]

I'd certainly like there to be life after death, where I can meet all my friends and relatives (that I like).

What age would you all be?

[KathyWoolfe]

What age would you all be?

Does the spirit age? I'm not sure it does, all the spirit does is gain experience.
I think the spirit would stay at whatever age it felt it should be - and it could even change with time.

Obviously the body ages but how often have you heard an OAP say I still feel as young as I was in my 20's, 30's or whatever? I know people would day that it is all a matter of attitude to life but I think that it goes deeper than that.
My grandmother was still active in her 80's and she even got married when she was 92.

[sasguru]

I'm almost definitely going dooooown when I die. To that hot, fiery place, with she-monsters clad in thigh-high leather boots, wielding bull-whips.

Yay.

Why wait till you die for that? Madam Strictland's House of Correction is situated in the basement of that large place in Onslow Square.
And she's promised to install central heating in place of those hot log fires.

[Board Game Geek]

Never really thought about it to be honest.

I do hope there is nothing afterwards, cos it'll be the same as this life, but with unlimited hassle instead.

"Do you want to come over to our cloud and sing hymns and stuff ?"
"No. I'm playing WOW, **** off"
"But singing hymns is so wonderful"
"Fine you do it. Leave me and Mrs BGG to play WOW."

[Xenophon]

You've been playing a Warlock in WoW again, havnt you Xen

Hehe. They are the evil ones.

[Xenophon]

Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

Satan: You gay?

Guy: No…

Satan: Ooooh…You’re gonna HATE Fridays

Nothing ventured...



IGMC...

[assclown]

if your karma is bad you get reincarnated as an IT contractor.

if your karma is good you get reincarnated as some sort of higher form of life. A chimpanzee for example.