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Where do you go when you die?
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Maybe we go back to the place we were before we evolved the 5 senses.
Strange to think what we'd be like without them.
Was thinking about it last night after seeing the news where some guy was deaf and blind after being poisoned with anti-freeze by his wife. How does he communicate or learn to communicate after that? I noticed he had something attached to his head and ears so maybe technology offers a solution?Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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You become permanent moderator of the TPD threadOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHeaven?
Hell?
The Macrocosm?
Worm Food?
Emptiness?
Ok some of you older contractors, it's time to fezz up, some of you aren't far off. Sas, we can probably count on our fingers the number of months you've got left.
So the question is, Is there life after death?
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There are people who help you I think - somethig called the Helen Keller Institute or something like that. I guess you would have to communicate by touch - don't know how, even the intricacies of sign language for the deaf is beyond me. Some people say I don't even know how to communicate in English.Originally posted by PAH View PostMaybe we go back to the place we were before we evolved the 5 senses.
Strange to think what we'd be like without them.
Was thinking about it last night after seeing the news where some guy was deaf and blind after being poisoned with anti-freeze by his wife. How does he communicate or learn to communicate after that? I noticed he had something attached to his head and ears so maybe technology offers a solution?
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostSee below!

I used to be that optimistic.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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I'll bet there are lots of fluffy rabbits and other nice animals there too!Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostI'd certainly like there to be life after death, where I can meet all my friends and relatives (that I like).
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You become permie.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHeaven?
Hell?
The Macrocosm?
Worm Food?
Emptiness?
Ok some of you older contractors, it's time to fezz up, some of you aren't far off. Sas, we can probably count on our fingers the number of months you've got left.
So the question is, Is there life after death?Comment
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Hell is being doomed to hearing the same reposts over and over again.Originally posted by 2uk View PostYou become permie.
Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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