The tight gits thread ...

[sasguru]

Why have an expensive girlfirend or wife. Simply indulge in a one-time cost and purchase a blow up doll.

Bagpuss.

[Denny]

Can't afford Bendicks Bittermints but don't want to appear mean with After Eights?

Well you can afford them now, thanks to my handy recipe below....

Just squirt a tube of extra strong white toothpaste until contents are empty and add a generous couple of capfuls of Listerine's super minty mouthwash. Freeze until solid.

Cut into round discs the size of a genuine Bittermint about quarter of an inch thick and then dip into a pool of melted extra bitter dark chocolate and re-freeze until solid.

Cover with old genuine Bittermint green foil wrappers you've fished out of the bin, along with the discarded box.

Cover each disc and place into box to present to guests.

They'll never notice.

[sasguru]

Why have an expensive girlfirend or wife. Simply indulge in a one-time cost and purchase a blow up doll.

Bagpuss.

Why indulge in a one-time cost to purchase a blow up doll. Madame Palm and her 5 lovely daughters do the job for free.

atw

[oracleslave]

Why have an expensive girlfirend or wife. Simply indulge in a one-time cost and purchase a blow up doll.

Bagpuss.

Why have an expensive girlfirend or wife. Simply beat your own bishop and fantasise about Bagpuss.

Sasguru.

[realityhack]

Enjoy permanent '2 for 1' promotions on all your favourite goods by placing one item into your shopping basket, and the other in your coat pocket.

[sasguru]

Why have an expensive girlfirend or wife. Simply beat your own bishop and fantasise about Bagpuss.

Sasguru.

See previous post

[wobbegong]

Why indulge in a one-time cost to purchase a blow up doll. Madame Palm and her 5 lovely daughters do the job for free.

atw

Ah, but think of the cleaning costs, "semen is such a persistant stain".

[oracleslave]

See previous post

[EternalOptimist]

That's all well and good, but what about a friend of mine who is currently going through the op. How does she use it ?

Of all trannies, a tranny sexily dressed for the good of its victims may be the most impressive. It would be better to live under knobber barons than under impotent moral busybodies. The knobber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his stupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who tease us for our own good will tease us without end for they do so with the approval of their own audience.

Not C.S. Lewis

[Board Game Geek]

Bravo EO !

That really brought a smile to my lips on this cold, depressing day.

thank you sir !