The tight gits thread ...

[Alf W]

Free rail travel.

Get on the train and wait until someone goes to the toilet (pref by 1st Class). Knock on the door and say "tickets please ... just push it under the door".

Voila! Free 1st class train tickets.

[Bumfluff]

Claim the birthday card was the present.

[beaker]

Hang around outside Oxfam etc and wait until someone comes to donate something. Say "Oh I'll take that in for you" then don't.

[Diver]

Hang around outside Oxfam etc and wait until someone comes to donate something. Say "Oh I'll take that in for you" then don't.

They leave the stuff on the pavement in save the children & ST Ormand bags.

6 am you can load yer car to the roof with good free stuff

[minsky1]

Contractors working away from home: Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

[wobbegong]

Contractors working away from home: Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

Very good!

[TimberWolf]

Don’t have pets. Wild animals are free. Squirrels for example.

[TimberWolf]

Don’t get married.

[TimberWolf]

Don’t have kids.

[tay]

Get marrried.