The tight gits thread ...

[realityhack]

Save on electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.

[TimberWolf]

Didn't DA have a similar problem with the el-cheapo Eastern European staff he hired recently ?

Dunno, but women needn't miss out on the potential of the bathroom sink http://www.shewee.com/

[realityhack]

Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

[realityhack]

International master criminals: Save time and money by ordering your guards to shoot James Bond in the head at the first opportunity. Under no circumstances give him a guided tour of your base, or leave him in the custody of attractive women in bikinis.

[Board Game Geek]

That's all well and good, but what about a friend of mine who is currently going through the op. How does she use it ?

[wobbegong]

Pee in the toilet sink instead of the toilet. The sink is ergonometrically designed for the purpose and it takes almost no water to flush.

Water savings are, however, immediately negated when pooing. Trying to poke it all down the plughole with "someones" toothbrush can also incur expensive medical and/or divorce costs.

[realityhack]

A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.

[TimberWolf]

That's all well and good, but what about a friend of mine who is currently going through the op. How does she use it ?

I thought you either had one or didn't. Do they do the op in stages? On second thought spare me the details

[cailin maith]

Water savings are, however, immediately negated when pooing. Trying to poke it all down the plughole with "someones" toothbrush can also incur expensive medical and/or divorce costs.

£300

[Denny]

Don't bother wasting money on all those fancy bottled waters that cost a fortune.

Just pee into your Brita Water Filter.......

Saves on the water rates too, as you use less tap water and don't flush the loo so often.