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Dunno, but women needn't miss out on the potential of the bathroom sink http://www.shewee.com/Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostDidn't DA have a similar problem with the el-cheapo Eastern European staff he hired recently ?Comment
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Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.Comment
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International master criminals: Save time and money by ordering your guards to shoot James Bond in the head at the first opportunity. Under no circumstances give him a guided tour of your base, or leave him in the custody of attractive women in bikinis.Comment
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That's all well and good, but what about a friend of mine who is currently going through the op. How does she use it ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Water savings are, however, immediately negated when pooing. Trying to poke it all down the plughole with "someones" toothbrush can also incur expensive medical and/or divorce costs.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostPee in the toilet sink instead of the toilet. The sink is ergonometrically designed for the purpose and it takes almost no water to flush.Comment
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A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.Comment
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I thought you either had one or didn't. Do they do the op in stages? On second thought spare me the detailsOriginally posted by Board Game Geek View PostThat's all well and good, but what about a friend of mine who is currently going through the op. How does she use it ?
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWater savings are, however, immediately negated when pooing. Trying to poke it all down the plughole with "someones" toothbrush can also incur expensive medical and/or divorce costs.
£300
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Don't bother wasting money on all those fancy bottled waters that cost a fortune.
Just pee into your Brita Water Filter.......
Saves on the water rates too, as you use less tap water and don't flush the loo so often.Comment
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