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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    May she's eating too many carbs now to compensate, hence the wind!

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      Windy - hope you have a good sense of humour, just thought the windy thing is so funny cuz this is what happens to me when I try to eat pasta … But seriously, some nutritionists say that we should look out for foods that causes one to bloat and fart, it’s a sign that one may be allergic to such food ! wheat definitely makes me bloated so I try not to eat it.

      A lot of people also report this when eating diary, but diary doesn’t affect me at all, never got bloated from eating cheeses!!

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        Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
        A lot of people also report this when eating diary, but diary doesn’t affect me at all, never got bloated from eating cheeses!!
        That would be dairy I imagine. Or do you take a page each day?

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          Originally posted by Pinto View Post
          May she's eating too many carbs now to compensate, hence the wind!
          That's the chickpea and spinach curry!

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            Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
            Windy - hope you have a good sense of humour, just thought the windy thing is so funny cuz this is what happens to me when I try to eat pasta … But seriously, some nutritionists say that we should look out for foods that causes one to bloat and fart, it’s a sign that one may be allergic to such food ! wheat definitely makes me bloated so I try not to eat it.

            A lot of people also report this when eating diary, but diary doesn’t affect me at all, never got bloated from eating cheeses!!
            No worries re wind - would hardly have picked the name if it bothered me!!

            I was very dairy intolerant - bloating, farting, dreadful cramps, puking up even - then I got pregnant and it went away and never came back!!!

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              Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
              No worries re wind - would hardly have picked the name if it bothered me!!

              I was very dairy intolerant - bloating, farting, dreadful cramps, puking up even - then I got pregnant and it went away and never came back!!!
              Nice to know we have a bunch of feminine, fragrant ladies on this forum
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
                No worries re wind - would hardly have picked the name if it bothered me!!

                I was very dairy intolerant - bloating, farting, dreadful cramps, puking up even - then I got pregnant and it went away and never came back!!!
                Very brave of your man to battle through all that. I hope you used some deodorant, at least!

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                  Originally posted by Pinto View Post
                  Very brave of your man to battle through all that. I hope you used some deodorant, at least!
                  My farts are very fragrant!! A lot more fragrant than Mr Windy Anna's I can tell you!!

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                    A couple of years ago I was in a small conference room, I had cramps (Menstrual) and they always cause me to fart, on that day with the cramps I accidentally I released one, the silent but deadly type, the men all looked at each other and accused each other, then opened the window, no one even though of accusing me (had that extremely innocent –surprised look ) so they all dismissed that it could have got away from someone with such sweet cheeks

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                      FFS.

                      Is this what CUK has become?


                      Fat Farters.

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