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    #71
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Yes, we like to be desired everywhere!

    I guess you think sex outside of the marrital bed is a perversion eh?
    No I think a first date at the pictures where you are expected to grab a ladies t1ts is odd activity for anyone over the age of 14 to be engaged in.

    If we look at why 14 year olds do it..

    A/ They don't have their own flat
    B/ They can't go to the pub
    C/ They have no money to go to the restaurant
    D/ They are uncouth


    This thread has made me LOL Sally, you must know some proper skag ends
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #72
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Yes, we like to be desired everywhere!

      I guess you think sex outside of the marrital bed is a perversion eh?
      What you mean you it can happen outside the marital bed ? What ever next ?
      You'll be saying that is can happen on week day nights !!

      Jez, you'll be telling me that Santa doesn't exist next

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        #73
        [QUOTE=SallyAnne;321137]Yes, we like to be desired everywhere!QUOTE]

        So are we talking up the gary here?
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #74
          [QUOTE=daviejones;321154]
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Yes, we like to be desired everywhere!QUOTE]

          So are we talking up the gary here?
          If he bought the tickets I'm guessing it's expected
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #75
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Erm, the kind who understands that a first date at the pictures doesn't usually mean watching the film!

            I.e.most blokes?!

            Am I wrong?
            Do we have another North/South divide thing going on?
            Very possibly.

            I would never have tried fondling a woman while in the cinema, it's inconsiderate to everyone else!

            Although, if I wasn't going to call her back, I would certainly have had a go afterwards - you might as well try and salvage something from the evening.

            How long ago was this? Perhaps he is playing it supercool for the long game?

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              #76
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

              I guess you think sex outside of the marrital bed is a perversion eh?
              How would he know, like?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #77
                [QUOTE=daviejones;321154]
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Yes, we like to be desired everywhere!QUOTE]

                So are we talking up the gary here?
                You would drag it into the gutter!!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  No I think a first date at the pictures where you are expected to grab a ladies t1ts is odd activity for anyone over the age of 14 to be engaged in.

                  If we look at why 14 year olds do it..

                  A/ They don't have their own flat
                  B/ They can't go to the pub
                  C/ They have no money to go to the restaurant
                  D/ They are uncouth


                  This thread has made me LOL Sally, you must know some proper skag ends
                  I didn't say blokes were expected to grab t*ts - I said they were expected to try!!!!!

                  Having a bloke cry at a chick flick instead of sitting up close to his date, in the dark, for 90 minutes and not getting aroused or trying it on is modern man gone wrong!!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    It's a sin...


                    * shouting copyright Dr Ian Paisley....
                    Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it
                    Turned over a new leaf, then tore right through it
                    Whatever you taught me, I didn`t believe it
                    Father, you fought me, `cause I didn`t care
                    And I still don`t understand

                    So I look back upon my life
                    Forever with a sense of shame
                    I`ve always been the one to blame
                    For everything I long to do
                    No matter when or where or who
                    Has one thing in common, too

                    It`s a, it`s a, it`s a, it`s a sin
                    It`s a sin
                    Everything I`ve ever done
                    Everything I ever do
                    Every place I`ve ever been
                    Everywhere I`m going to - it`s a sin
                    It`s a, it`s a, it`s a, it`s a sin
                    It`s a, it`s a, it`s a, it`s a sin

                    (with apologies to Pet Shop Boys)
                    Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                      #80
                      [QUOTE=Bagpuss;321156]
                      Originally posted by daviejones View Post

                      If he bought the tickets I'm guessing it's expected

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