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    #91
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Thanks like...

    Guys, get a room, sorry I mean cinema ticket
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #92
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Just thought I'd sort the quotes out for yous
      Ta luv!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #93
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        We have to admit we get a bit "new man" like that at times, but only after a quart of vodka. This is just before we piss ourselves and pass out.
        The pope is a tard.

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          #94
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Aren't you good There's a few badly quoted threads today.

          It's almost enough to drive me to work.

          But not quite.
          Likley story - it'd take more than that for you!!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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            #95
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            It's a sin...


            * shouting copyright Dr Ian Paisley....
            Don't mock the Doc!
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              #96
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Guys, get a room, sorry I mean cinema ticket
              You have officially made that laughing smilie seem creepy.

              Bravo!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #97
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Likley story - it'd take more than that for you!!
                Team leader is in today. That's why I've been cutting down on the amount of time I'm spending here today...
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                  #98
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Don't mock the Doc!
                  No..... mow him down instead - Reverend my ass!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #99
                    There will be NO surrender ... arsehole.
                    Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                      #100
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Team leader is in today. That's why I've been cutting down on the amount of time I'm spending here today...
                      You've cut down?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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