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    #81
    [QUOTE=cailin maith;321161]
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post

    You would drag it into the gutter!!!
    It could explain why Gary was crying though
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #82
      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
      Very possibly.

      I would never have tried fondling a woman while in the cinema, it's inconsiderate to everyone else!

      Although, if I wasn't going to call her back, I would certainly have had a go afterwards - you might as well try and salvage something from the evening.

      How long ago was this? Perhaps he is playing it supercool for the long game?
      Ahhh Gonzo - trust you to be thinking of the people around you during all this if you were at the flicks with a lass SHE'D be all over YOU, so this is a moot point where you're concerned

      It was about 3 weeks ago.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #83
        [QUOTE=Bagpuss;321167]
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

        It could explain why Gary was crying though
        true!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          #84
          [QUOTE=cailin maith;321161]
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post

          You would drag it into the gutter!!!
          Haha,,,,someone had to drag it down a bit!!!
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #85
            [QUOTE=daviejones;321173]
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

            Haha,,,,someone had to drag it down a bit!!!
            thank God we have you!!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #86
              [QUOTE=cailin maith;321175]
              Originally posted by daviejones View Post

              thank God we have you!!
              Finally...
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #87
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

                thank God we have you!!

                Just thought I'd sort the quotes out for yous
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #88
                  We have to admit we get a bit "new man" like that at times, but only after a quart of vodka. This is just before we piss ourselves and pass out.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Just thought I'd sort the quotes out for yous
                    Thanks like...
                    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      Just thought I'd sort the quotes out for yous
                      Aren't you good There's a few badly quoted threads today.

                      It's almost enough to drive me to work.

                      But not quite.
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