Modern man????!!!

[chef]

who (well people over the age of 14) goes to the pictures on a first date?

i find the pre dinner drinks, nice meal in impressive surroundings, cocktails afterwards followed by snog in the taxi home usually works just fine for me.

Female friends here in manchester say that cinema is a cr@p first date, you don't get to see the person, there is the awkwardness of who makes the first move, no alcohol and nothing but popcorn or half melted icecream to eat..

SA you need to tell your friend to either upgrade her choice of bloke or demand a better date..

[TheFaQQer]

i find the pre dinner drinks, nice meal in impressive surroundings, cocktails afterwards followed by snog in the taxi home usually works just fine for me.

It's hard to do that on a Giro.

[Bagpuss]

who (well people over the age of 14) goes to the pictures on a first date?

i find the pre dinner drinks, nice meal in impressive surroundings, cocktails afterwards followed by snog in the taxi home usually works just fine for me.

Female friends here in manchester say that cinema is a cr@p first date, you don't get to see the person, there is the awkwardness of who makes the first move, no alcohol and nothing but popcorn or half melted icecream to eat..

SA you need to tell your friend to either upgrade her choice of bloke or demand a better date..

Who'd have though women just want a bit of ruff and tumble in the local flicks.
Next time I see a woman I fancy I'm going to slap her arse and say "you nar you want it petal"

Sod all that men are from Venus, Mel Gibson what women want rubbish, just read the fat slags in Viz for an indepth insight into the female psyche

[TheFaQQer]

Who'd have though women just want a bit of ruff and tumble in the local flicks.
Next time I see a woman I fancy I'm going to slap her arse and say "you nar you want it petal"

Sod all that men are from Venus, Mel Gibson what women want rubbish, just read the fat slags in Viz for an indepth insight into the female psyche

Way-aye - get yer coat. Ye'v pulled!

[chef]

It's hard to do that on a Giro.

reminds me of the movie Purelty Belter..

Gerry McCarten: So how much do you think people are gonna give us, for something we've nicked from a shop called, "Everything's a Pound?"
Sewell: Well which do you want man, the dearest or the cheapest?
Sewell: What's funny about that, like?
Gerry McCarten: Sewell man, we're going nicking. Nicking things to sell. For proper money like.
Sewell: Ahhh nahhh man, but they have right good things in there, like

[SallyAnne]

Who'd have though women just want a bit of ruff and tumble...

yeah, who'd have thought we liked sex and wanted to feel desired eh?

Bloody women - so hard to figure out

[Bagpuss]

yeah, who'd have thought we liked sex and wanted to feel desired eh?

@the pictures

[SallyAnne]

@the pictures

Yes, we like to be desired everywhere!

I guess you think sex outside of the marrital bed is a perversion eh?

[FiveTimes]

yeah, who'd have thought we liked sex and wanted to feel desired eh?

Bloody women - so hard to figure out

Nowt wrong with feeling desired, but a little bit of slap and tickle at the local flics seems a bit poor. Are we just talking about a little touch/fondle or are we going the whole single hand bra removal and giving them a good working over ?

[cailin maith]

It's a sin...


* shouting copyright Dr Ian Paisley....

He's right you know