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Modern man????!!!
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Besides, considering the cost of the ticket, 10-15 quid? Better to go somewhere else and do it for free.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
Since when was fondling unsophisticated?!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI thought it was teenagers that went to the pictures to fondle each other, I thought adults were more sophisticated. I could be wrong.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Sorry I didn't understand that "Grabbing Tits"="Fondling".Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSince when was fondling unsophisticated?!
I'm sorry for you SA, your total experience of men seems to have been them yelling "Brace yerself, sheila".
Hard Brexit now!
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I clearly prefer the chav then, as I'd take a fondle in the pictures over some soppy wet cry bucket, or a sophisticated none-toucher any day of the week!Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo its a classy/chavvy divide
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSince when was fondling unsophisticated?!
Put it this way Sally, Pet div ye fancy a neet at the flicks, if ye let me feel ya teets i'll get ya a fish supper on the way ham, don't impress the women around here
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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And not ladyboys either, is what he's trying to say...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostPut it this way Sally, Pet div ye fancy a neet at the flicks, if ye let me feel ya teets i'll get ya a fish supper on the way ham, don't impress the women around here
Hard Brexit now!
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Someone asking to feel my teets wouldn't impress me much eitherOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostPut it this way Sally, Pet div ye fancy a neet at the flicks, if ye let me feel ya teets i'll get ya a fish supper on the way ham, don't impress the women around here

I guess I'm used to men who know how to take their women!
Probably cause the blokes up here come from Vikings!
(where as you lot come from.....the French)
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SA I'm a blonde haired boy from the Highlands - I've got Viking blood flowing through my veins ... grrrrrrrrrOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostSomeone asking to feel my teets wouldn't impress me much either
I guess I'm used to men who know how to take their women!
Probably cause the blokes up here come from Vikings!
(where as you lot come from.....the French)
Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.Comment
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Sally, something tells me you've had sex at the picturesThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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