Modern man????!!!

[cailin maith]

Put it this way Sally, Pet div ye fancy a neet at the flicks, if ye let me feel ya teets i'll get ya a fish supper on the way ham, don't impress the women around here

[SallyAnne]

Sally, something tells me you've had sex at the pictures

Once again your spidey sense travelled to work on the special bus.

[TheFaQQer]

Sally, something tells me you've had sex at the pictures

And probably in pictures too.

[Pondlife]

Once again your spidey sense travelled to work on the special bus.

Quote of the day and I will be passing it off as my own at the weekend.

Cheers SA

[TheFaQQer]

My mate (the one I tried to fix you all up with a while ago)...went on a first date with a 29 year old lad a couple of weeks ago. They went to the pictures.

She was telling me at lunchtime that they'd had a great night, snogged at the end too...but he never called back!

So we got a bit further into the conversation, and it turns out at the end of the film, this lad was crying!

Now...I'm all for "modern men" and lads being in touch with their sensitive side and all that...but my response to her was "Why was he even watching the film? Why wasn't he focussing all his attention on trying to grab your t*ts, like blokes do in the pictures?"!

This sent us off laughing, but raised a good point! What the feck has happened to men?!!!

What happens in the film?

Maybe he was upset that his flies were stuck, or that she hadn't realized that she was meant to reach right to the bottom of the bucket of popcorn that was on his lap to get the real treat.

Or he could have been thinking "bloody useless, frigid cow - I'd have thought she'd have gone for a grope by now".

[TheFaQQer]

Besides, considering the cost of the ticket, 10-15 quid? Better to go somewhere else and do it for free.

Maybe that was the cause of the tears - "I've wasted £15 and not even got a fondle of the goodies yet"

[Bagpuss]

Sounds like going to the pictures in Newcastle is a bit like going dogging

[chasingtheaurora]

Sounds like going to the pictures in Newcastle is a bit like going dogging

What to the kennels?

[Bagpuss]

He could of been crying coz he got some in the eye

[chasingtheaurora]

Ouch!