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    #51
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Put it this way Sally, Pet div ye fancy a neet at the flicks, if ye let me feel ya teets i'll get ya a fish supper on the way ham, don't impress the women around here
    Bazza gets caught
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      #52
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Sally, something tells me you've had sex at the pictures
      Once again your spidey sense travelled to work on the special bus.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #53
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Sally, something tells me you've had sex at the pictures
        And probably in pictures too.
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          #54
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Once again your spidey sense travelled to work on the special bus.
          Quote of the day and I will be passing it off as my own at the weekend.

          Cheers SA

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            #55
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            My mate (the one I tried to fix you all up with a while ago)...went on a first date with a 29 year old lad a couple of weeks ago. They went to the pictures.

            She was telling me at lunchtime that they'd had a great night, snogged at the end too...but he never called back!

            So we got a bit further into the conversation, and it turns out at the end of the film, this lad was crying!

            Now...I'm all for "modern men" and lads being in touch with their sensitive side and all that...but my response to her was "Why was he even watching the film? Why wasn't he focussing all his attention on trying to grab your t*ts, like blokes do in the pictures?"!

            This sent us off laughing, but raised a good point! What the feck has happened to men?!!!
            What happens in the film?

            Maybe he was upset that his flies were stuck, or that she hadn't realized that she was meant to reach right to the bottom of the bucket of popcorn that was on his lap to get the real treat.

            Or he could have been thinking "bloody useless, frigid cow - I'd have thought she'd have gone for a grope by now".
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              #56
              Originally posted by Francko View Post
              Besides, considering the cost of the ticket, 10-15 quid? Better to go somewhere else and do it for free.
              Maybe that was the cause of the tears - "I've wasted £15 and not even got a fondle of the goodies yet"
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                #57
                Sounds like going to the pictures in Newcastle is a bit like going dogging
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Sounds like going to the pictures in Newcastle is a bit like going dogging
                  What to the kennels?
                  Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                    #59
                    He could of been crying coz he got some in the eye
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #60
                      Ouch!
                      Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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