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    #31
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    What kind of 'man' goes to the pictures and grabs women's t1t's

    A/ A thirteen year old
    B/ Benny Hill
    C/ Raincoat brigade
    Erm, the kind who understands that a first date at the pictures doesn't usually mean watching the film!

    I.e.most blokes?!

    Am I wrong?
    Do we have another North/South divide thing going on?
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      What kind of 'man' goes to the pictures and grabs women's t1t's

      A/ A thirteen year old
      B/ Benny Hill
      C/ Raincoat brigade
      far better off getting her pissed at some bar on cheap wine, then she won't mind the grabbing


      untill the morning anyway
      Coffee's for closers

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        #33
        Rohypnol?
        Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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          #34
          Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
          Acceptable. Keira Knightley in a diaphonous dress is enough to get any red blooded male re(a)(t)ching for the hankies. For any number of reasons.
          diaphanous

          nice word.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Pinto View Post
            diaphanous

            nice word.
            Cheers. Didn't think it looked right.
            Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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              #36
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Erm, the kind who understands that a first date at the pictures doesn't usually mean watching the film!

              I.e.most blokes?!

              Am I wrong?
              Do we have another North/South divide thing going on?
              I thought it was teenagers that went to the pictures to fondle each other, I thought adults were more sophisticated. I could be wrong.
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #37
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I thought it was teenagers that went to the pictures to fondle each other, I thought adults were more sophisticated. I could be wrong.
                Baggy, I don't think the word "sophisticated" can be associated with northerners. HTH
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Erm, the kind who understands that a first date at the pictures doesn't usually mean watching the film!

                  I.e.most blokes?!

                  Am I wrong?
                  Do we have another North/South divide thing going on?
                  No its a classy/chavvy divide
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    far better off getting her pissed at some bar on cheap wine, then she won't mind the grabbing


                    untill the morning anyway

                    Its not rape if you shout "SUPRISE"
                    l l l http://www.thewantedfans.com

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      Erm, the kind who understands that a first date at the pictures doesn't usually mean watching the film!

                      I.e.most blokes?!

                      Am I wrong?
                      Do we have another North/South divide thing going on?
                      That totally depends on the 2 people on the date. Grabbing her wabs on a first date can be considered a sure fire way of no second date...

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