Modern man????!!!

[Pondlife]

Went out with this Bird a few weeks, not a bad looker though bit tedious: she wanted to go to the pictures. Watched some cr@p and then a mate texted me saying that we had beaten the Aussies … gutted, made me cry that I had to sit through a mound of steaming dung when we were beating the boys from down under.

Had a bit of a snog, she tasted like cheese, not calling her again …..

Quality.

[Chugnut]

"Why was he even watching the film? Why wasn't he focussing all his attention on trying to grab your t*ts, like blokes do in the pictures?"!

Maybe her norks are crap, hence the crying.

This sent us off laughing, but raised a good point! What the feck has happened to men?!!!

I laughed all the way through Watership Down. Do I win a T shirt then?

[SallyAnne]

what film was it? *sniff*

Atonement!

http://www.empirecinemas.co.uk/?page...sis&filmid=717

[chasingtheaurora]

Atonement!

http://www.empirecinemas.co.uk/?page...sis&filmid=717

Acceptable. Keira Knightley in a diaphonous dress is enough to get any red blooded male re(a)(t)ching for the hankies. For any number of reasons.

[M_B]

I was trying to get into her pants so had to appear sensitive.

And therein lies the answer.

[sasguru]

Atonement!

http://www.empirecinemas.co.uk/?page...sis&filmid=717

I saw that. Not bad. The war scenes, that is ...

[Murder1]

If it'll make your mate feel any better, get said mate to take photos of said tits and we'll all have a jolly good stare

[SallyAnne]

Had a bit of a snog, she tasted like cheese, not calling her again …..

It wasn't me!!!! It was genuinely "a friend of mine"

[chasingtheaurora]

It wasn't me!!!! It was genuinely "a friend of mine"

Of course SA - you're dragging your man up the aisle next year, are you not?

[sasguru]

It wasn't me!!!! It was genuinely "a friend of mine"

You will forever be associated with cheese now. Just makes sure it's not a ripe, smelly Camembert.