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    #31
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Not until you remove yours.
    Done... ha ha!!!

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      #32
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      does anyone have a milkman nowadays??
      You do!

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        #33
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        does anyone have a milkman nowadays??
        you would be better asking that question to her indoors

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          #34
          well, your all wrong..

          she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded

          and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...

          from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            well, your all wrong..

            she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded

            and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...

            from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..
            Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!

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              #36
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Funny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?
              What colour is her guide-dog?

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                #37
                Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!
                Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per day

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                  #38
                  Glad to hear you had a good time. And glad you've learnt your lesson about the ne'erdowells who live here.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by boredsenseless View Post
                    Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per day
                    I bet that's very clever, but too much so for me. What are you on about?

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