Too good to be true

[chef]

Just emailed the girlfriend suggesting we goto Le Petit Blanc for a meal "as I haven't seen you all week" (i'm working away but real reason is obviously )..

the reply i got back was "sounds fantastic and I know I have a minimum of 3 dresses in my wardrobe that haven’t ever been worn, 2 would def be suitable and one will def fit"

whats going on? where's the frantic panic that nothing fits, her arse is too big, her hair wont go as it should..

Ideas?

[Pickle2]

She is Pregnant.

[chef]

holy f##k why didnt i see that one coming..

nahh cant be that, she sounded hap... damn your right

no, cant be that

[Swiss Tony]

Hmm lets see, not seen you all week, fancy restaurant, now earning the big bucks and shes not kicking up a fuss,

She’s expecting a ring

[Pickle2]

Either way your f3cked.

[Swiss Tony]

Totally screwed

[sasguru]

Funny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?

[wobbegong]

She is Pregnant.

I'll see your 'She is Pregnant', and I'll raise you 'it isn't his'.

[SandyDown]

When did she reply to your mail, if out of office hours then I wouldn't take too much notice, her reply sounds exactly like me afte a couple of glasses of wine, talk too much, and non of it makes sense or even right come to think of it sometime I sound like that even if I had no wine

Don't worry about it - her answer is just girly talk.

[chef]

I'll see your 'She is Pregnant', and I'll raise you 'it isn't his'.

true CUK style, thanks folks

Chef

p.s thanks sandy, im sure all will be fine