Reply to: Too good to be true

[DBA_bloke]

Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per day

I bet that's very clever, but too much so for me. What are you on about?

[Old Greg]

Glad to hear you had a good time. And glad you've learnt your lesson about the ne'erdowells who live here.

[boredsenseless]

Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!

Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per day

[Churchill]

Funny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?

What colour is her guide-dog?

[DBA_bloke]

well, your all wrong..

she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded

and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...

from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..

Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!

[chef]

well, your all wrong..

she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded

and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...

from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..

[FiveTimes]

does anyone have a milkman nowadays??

you would be better asking that question to her indoors

[DBA_bloke]

does anyone have a milkman nowadays??

You do!

[DBA_bloke]

Not until you remove yours.

Done... ha ha!!!

[chef]

does anyone have a milkman nowadays??

[DBA_bloke]

Not until you remove yours.

Is that you, then? Oh dear (TM), etc.

[DBA_bloke]

Chef's

Your reply now makes no sense, as I re-read the posting, realised my mistake, and deleted it.

Anyway, feeling a bit Frankie Howerd today, so I raise the game with, "The milkman".

[wendigo100]

not back until tonight,

currently sat in Reading watching the hrs go by

Reading? Next to the Thames?

You could always throw yourself in if it was your brother's randy spaniel.

[Old Greg]

Put your old avatar back at once - the new one's f---ing terrible.

Not until you remove yours.

[FCSimmo]

I'll see the cocker spaniel and raise you "its chefs brother's.."

I'm not sure a brother sees a randy cocker spaniel does it? forgive me but I'm not up on the rules of this game... can someone adjudicate?