Too good to be true

[DBA_bloke]

Not until you remove yours.

Done... ha ha!!!

[DBA_bloke]

does anyone have a milkman nowadays??

You do!

[FiveTimes]

does anyone have a milkman nowadays??

you would be better asking that question to her indoors

[chef]

well, your all wrong..

she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded

and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...

from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..

[DBA_bloke]

well, your all wrong..

she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded

and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...

from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..

Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!

[Churchill]

Funny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?

What colour is her guide-dog?

[boredsenseless]

Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!

Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per day

[Old Greg]

Glad to hear you had a good time. And glad you've learnt your lesson about the ne'erdowells who live here.

[DBA_bloke]

Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per day

I bet that's very clever, but too much so for me. What are you on about?