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Glad to hear you had a good time. And glad you've learnt your lesson about the ne'erdowells who live here.
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Shame they weren't when you came along, otherwise you'd be invoicing so much more per dayOriginally posted by DBA_bloke View PostDid you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!
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What colour is her guide-dog?Originally posted by sasguru View PostFunny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?
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Did you check to see how much yoghurt was in the fridge? Milkies are a lot cleverer these days... ask my mum!Originally posted by chef View Postwell, your all wrong..
she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded
and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...
from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..
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well, your all wrong..
she had no alterior motive, the meal was delicious, she looked great in chosen dress.. and i was very well rewarded
and we'd ran out of milk when i got back so obviously no milkman has been to our place (and no he wasn't too busy with other things to deliver milk)...
from now on i trust sandydown in these matters and you lot are downgraded to the bench..
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Your reply now makes no sense, as I re-read the posting, realised my mistake, and deleted it.Originally posted by FiveTimesChef's
Anyway, feeling a bit Frankie Howerd today, so I raise the game with, "The milkman".
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Reading? Next to the Thames?Originally posted by chef View Postnot back until tonight,
currently sat in Reading watching the hrs go by
You could always throw yourself in if it was your brother's randy spaniel.
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