Too good to be true

[OrangeHopper]

The idea that any dress in the current wardrobe could be suitable? No, does not compute!

[Muttley08]

She's just missed ya and trying not to be a paranoid bird, who can't decide what to wear...

Rest assured you'll get a good seeing to tonight

[RightLaugh]

Funny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[BoredBloke]

So how did it go Chef - or should we call you dad?

[Hevra]

Do you perchance still get your milk delivered?

Hevra

[chef]

not back until tonight,

currently sat in Reading watching the hrs go by

[DBA_bloke]

I'll see your 'She is Pregnant', and I'll raise you 'it isn't his'.

Interesting play, well done.

I'll see your 'it isn't his', and raise you with "It's his dad's". This game's warming-up nicely.

[chef]

my dad's dead.. thanks for the reminder

[FCSimmo]

Interesting play, well done.

I'll see your 'it isn't his', and raise you with "It's his dad's". This games warming-up nicely.

I'll see your "it's his dad's" and raise you "his dad's randy Cocker Spaniel..."

[chef]

my dad's dead.. thanks for the reminder

didn't think that'd have any affect on here..