The idea that any dress in the current wardrobe could be suitable? No, does not compute!
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She's just missed ya and trying not to be a paranoid bird, who can't decide what to wear...
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ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOriginally posted by sasguru View PostFunny that, I've been seeing this girl I picked up (goes like a train)! Choo Choo! So anyway took her shopping and she bought these 3 dresses - 2 of them were too small but I didn't want to tell her her arse was too big. One fitted quite well - wonder what she'll use it for?Comment
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So how did it go Chef - or should we call you dad?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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not back until tonight,
currently sat in Reading watching the hrs go byThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Interesting play, well done.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI'll see your 'She is Pregnant', and I'll raise you 'it isn't his'.
I'll see your 'it isn't his', and raise you with "It's his dad's". This game's warming-up nicely.Comment
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I'll see your "it's his dad's" and raise you "his dad's randy Cocker Spaniel..."Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostInteresting play, well done.
I'll see your 'it isn't his', and raise you with "It's his dad's". This games warming-up nicely.Comment
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didn't think that'd have any affect on here..Originally posted by chef View Postmy dad's dead.. thanks for the reminder
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