Oh Dear Jim Davidson calls Brian a "shirtlifter"

[chef]

but why is 'straight' not a label? I don't go around telling all that I am Mr Jones & I'm straight?

i agree, that's why i said "why label anyone? but if you must.."

I don't agree with labelling people based on sexual preference but if people must then I believe the most direct PC term would be straight, gay, bi-sexual.

i also agree i don't introduce myself with "hi my name's ***, i'm straight" but i've also never yet met a person who's introduced themselves with "hi i'm ***, im gay"

[Churchill]

Jim Davidson looks like my brother

Jim Davidson is one of my Brethren.

[LGDT]

She who drinks from the furry cup.

A self-confessed player of the pink oboe. © Peter Cook

[NotAllThere]

It's probably well known, but that epithet goes back to the time of Jeremy Thorpe. Something like: Scott said "He called me his dear sweet butterfly, as I bit the pillow".

[DBA_bloke]

Went to see Jiom Davidson at the Lakeside, he came on, starting telling some jokes until someone started heckling him. He shouted "I'm a TV star and I don't need this tulip!" and then he stormed off stage. We all thought this was a rather strange form of comedy until the compare came on and apologised that Jim had left the building and we could get a refund from the foyer. Really funny bloke Jim - NOT

Captain Sensible did a similar trick at a gig many moons ago - didn't get a refund, though! All quite boring and guaranteed to reduce sales. The twatty ponces.

[Troll]

Captain Sensible did a similar trick at a gig many moons ago - didn't get a refund, though! All quite boring and guaranteed to reduce sales. The twatty ponces.

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[LGDT]

It's probably well known, but that epithet goes back to the time of Jeremy Thorpe. Something like: Scott said "He called me his dear sweet butterfly, as I bit the pillow".

It's actually a spoof of the judge's summing up in the Jeremy Thorpe/Norman Scott case in 1979 that Peter Cook did at the First Secret Policeman's Ball.

[NotAllThere]

Thanks for that gem. It's possible I'll never forget it...

[DBA_bloke]

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Leave it, sunshine! Have a look at your tagline!

[Churchill]

Leave it, sunshine! Have a look at your tagline!

Surely you should be done under the trades descriptions act then!

How about "DBA Bint"?