Reply to: Oh Dear Jim Davidson calls Brian a "shirtlifter"

[DBA_bloke]

It's distemper.

Down boy! Bad dog!

[Churchill]

Why change the habits of a lifetime. I like being predictable.

Why are you always so angry with me? Have I done something nasty to you at sometime? I realy dont recall.

It's distemper.

[The Lone Gunman]

Oi fuqwit, try and be original, just this once, eh?

Why change the habits of a lifetime. I like being predictable.

Why are you always so angry with me? Have I done something nasty to you at sometime? I realy dont recall.

[Churchill]

Says the bloke who wears a pinny and bares his man boob(s) to his fellows.

[edit]and a tag line that shows a penchant for fisting.

Oi fuqwit, try and be original, just this once, eh?

[The Lone Gunman]

Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!

Says the bloke who wears a pinny and bares his man boob(s) to his fellows.

[edit]and a tag line that shows a penchant for fisting.

[DBA_bloke]

Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!

Your tagline: Is that your botty being proffered for pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexual attention? Thought so.

[Churchill]

And he said it directly to a gay man.

It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".

Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!

[DBA_bloke]

"one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?

BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.

And he said it directly to a gay man.

It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".

[Bagpuss]

"Likes to go for a burn down Browns Hatch"

[King Cnvt]

chocolate speedway rider.

(A purple helmeted star of the dirt track)

[ContractIn]

knob jockey always makes me chuckle!

[Chugnut]

Starfish Trooper.

[The Lone Gunman]

"one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?

BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.

[oracleslave]

How about "he shops around the corner"? That's quite gentle.

Not like "chocolate pot-holer".

'Rides the marmite motorway' is gentle too. Or 'fishes for brown trout' is also mild.

[snaw]

How about turd burglar? Is that too offensive...

Nah, I'm sure gay people view it with fondness and think it's kind of cute. Same way you kind of like being called the village idiot. Kind of descriptive, but has a certain charrm, no?

BTW just out of curiosityin the poll on contractor age, which bracket did you fall under?