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Oh Dear Jim Davidson calls Brian a "shirtlifter"

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    #51
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    How about turd burglar? Is that too offensive...
    Nah, I'm sure gay people view it with fondness and think it's kind of cute. Same way you kind of like being called the village idiot. Kind of descriptive, but has a certain charrm, no?

    BTW just out of curiosityin the poll on contractor age, which bracket did you fall under?
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      #52
      Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
      How about "he shops around the corner"? That's quite gentle.

      Not like "chocolate pot-holer".
      'Rides the marmite motorway' is gentle too. Or 'fishes for brown trout' is also mild.

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        #53
        "one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?

        BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #54
          Starfish Trooper.

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            #55
            knob jockey always makes me chuckle!

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              #56
              chocolate speedway rider.

              (A purple helmeted star of the dirt track)

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                #57
                "Likes to go for a burn down Browns Hatch"
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                  "one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?

                  BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.
                  And he said it directly to a gay man.

                  It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                    And he said it directly to a gay man.

                    It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".
                    Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

                    There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

                      There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!
                      Your tagline: Is that your botty being proffered for pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexual attention? Thought so.

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