She who drinks from the furry cup.
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Oh Dear Jim Davidson calls Brian a "shirtlifter"
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who's Brian?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI have raised this point before but the vast majority on here said I was being paranoid and continued to call me gingerbollox, duracell… etc etc.
So in that same spirit....
I believe Brian should be referred to as a 'Rump Jockey'.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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but why is 'straight' not a label? I don't go around telling all that I am Mr Jones & I'm straight?Originally posted by chef View Postwhy label anyone is my instant reaction?
but if you must, then surely simply stating that a person is either straight, gay or bi-sexual in the same way we (or rather i hope we) refer to a person simply as black, white etc.
no need for any slurs..
that's my own personal view, im sure it doesnt fit with everyone else's
ChefHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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The happy guy in the title of the thread.Originally posted by Troll View Postwho's Brian?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I knew that..Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThe happy guy in the title of the thread.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Jimbo is an alcoholic who still drinks, with a career that, charitably, can be described as dead and buried.
He was only ever (like 'em all) after a publicity boost and he got it. Well done Jim! The nauseating, crap, washed-up, wife-punching coont.Comment
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I'm Brian and so's my wife.Originally posted by Troll View Postwho's Brian?...for aerodynamic purposesComment
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Went to see Jiom Davidson at the Lakeside, he came on, starting telling some jokes until someone started heckling him. He shouted "I'm a TV star and I don't need this tulip!" and then he stormed off stage. We all thought this was a rather strange form of comedy until the compare came on and apologised that Jim had left the building and we could get a refund from the foyer. Really funny bloke Jim - NOT
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