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Previously on "Oh Dear Jim Davidson calls Brian a "shirtlifter""
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi fuqwit, try and be original, just this once, eh?
Why are you always so angry with me? Have I done something nasty to you at sometime? I realy dont recall.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostLeave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.
There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!
[edit]and a tag line that shows a penchant for fisting.Last edited by The Lone Gunman; 12 September 2007, 12:09.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostLeave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.
There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!
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Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostAnd he said it directly to a gay man.
It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".
There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post"one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?
BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.
It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".
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chocolate speedway rider.
(A purple helmeted star of the dirt track)
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"one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?
BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostHow about "he shops around the corner"? That's quite gentle.
Not like "chocolate pot-holer".
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostHow about turd burglar? Is that too offensive...
BTW just out of curiosityin the poll on contractor age, which bracket did you fall under?
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