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Previously on "Oh Dear Jim Davidson calls Brian a "shirtlifter""

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's distemper.
    Down boy! Bad dog!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Why change the habits of a lifetime. I like being predictable.

    Why are you always so angry with me? Have I done something nasty to you at sometime? I realy dont recall.
    It's distemper.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oi fuqwit, try and be original, just this once, eh?
    Why change the habits of a lifetime. I like being predictable.

    Why are you always so angry with me? Have I done something nasty to you at sometime? I realy dont recall.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Says the bloke who wears a pinny and bares his man boob(s) to his fellows.

    [edit]and a tag line that shows a penchant for fisting.
    Oi fuqwit, try and be original, just this once, eh?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

    There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!
    Says the bloke who wears a pinny and bares his man boob(s) to his fellows.

    [edit]and a tag line that shows a penchant for fisting.
    Last edited by The Lone Gunman; 12 September 2007, 12:09.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

    There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!
    Your tagline: Is that your botty being proffered for pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexual attention? Thought so.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    And he said it directly to a gay man.

    It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".
    Leave Brother Jim alone. He's a sound bloke.

    There's no law saying you have to like pillow biting, turd burgling, fudge packing, light on their feet woolly-woofter homosexuals!

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    "one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?

    BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.
    And he said it directly to a gay man.

    It's fitting that Jimbo does pantomime, because when he now asks, "Where's my career gone?", we can all cry as one, "It's behind you!".

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  • Bagpuss
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    "Likes to go for a burn down Browns Hatch"

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  • King Cnvt
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    chocolate speedway rider.

    (A purple helmeted star of the dirt track)

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  • ContractIn
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    knob jockey always makes me chuckle!

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  • Chugnut
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    Starfish Trooper.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    "one who drops his anchor in poo bay" perhaps would be nice enough?

    BTW It wasnt a direct "you are a shirtlifter" apparently it was a response to a condescending look and our Jim said "he gave me that look, you know the one shirtlifters give" and do you know something, though I didnt see it, I know the look he means.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    How about "he shops around the corner"? That's quite gentle.

    Not like "chocolate pot-holer".
    'Rides the marmite motorway' is gentle too. Or 'fishes for brown trout' is also mild.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    How about turd burglar? Is that too offensive...
    Nah, I'm sure gay people view it with fondness and think it's kind of cute. Same way you kind of like being called the village idiot. Kind of descriptive, but has a certain charrm, no?

    BTW just out of curiosityin the poll on contractor age, which bracket did you fall under?

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