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    #41
    Originally posted by fzbucks
    Yes - that's why there's always som many around the world getting worked up into a lather about the latest offence to islam chanting detah to thise who offend the profit etc etc.
    But the ones who can't be @rsed and would rather stay at home watching the telly don't get into the news.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Diver
      Jihad anyone?
      That will be £100/hour , Thanks you

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        #43
        Originally posted by andy
        That will be £100/hour , Thanks you

        Can we do it after 5 as I don't get home from bomb classes till then?

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          #44
          Joke:

          What does the average Muslim Weigh?
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #45
            Originally posted by gingerjedi
            Joke:

            What does the average Muslim Weigh?
            Let me guess - explosives?

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              #46
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              Joke:

              What does the average Muslim Weigh?

              Laden or Bin-Laden?
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #47
                What have Muslims and cigarettes got in common?

                They stink, they come in packs and everyone wants them banned from pubs and clubs!!!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi
                  Joke:

                  What does the average Muslim Weigh?

                  Sweets.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    Sweets.
                    That's a nice joke.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                      What have Muslims and cigarettes got in common?

                      They stink, they come in packs and everyone wants them banned from pubs and clubs!!!

                      See, that's just plain racist. You sir, are a tw@t of the highest order.

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