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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 10:00
Originally posted by Pondlife

See, that's just plain racist. You sir, are a tw@t of the highest order.

Highest order? So, I have indeed arrived...
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Pondlife replied

19 July 2007, 09:59
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

What have Muslims and cigarettes got in common?

They stink, they come in packs and everyone wants them banned from pubs and clubs!!!

See, that's just plain racist. You sir, are a tw@t of the highest order.
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Old Greg replied

19 July 2007, 09:46
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Sweets.

That's a nice joke.
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gingerjedi replied

19 July 2007, 09:45
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Joke:

What does the average Muslim Weigh?

Sweets.
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 09:45
What have Muslims and cigarettes got in common?

They stink, they come in packs and everyone wants them banned from pubs and clubs!!!
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DaveB replied

19 July 2007, 09:44
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Joke:

What does the average Muslim Weigh?

Laden or Bin-Laden?
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Old Greg replied

19 July 2007, 09:44
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Joke:

What does the average Muslim Weigh?

Let me guess - explosives?
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gingerjedi replied

19 July 2007, 09:43
Joke:

What does the average Muslim Weigh?
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 09:16
Originally posted by andy

That will be £100/hour , Thanks you

Can we do it after 5 as I don't get home from bomb classes till then?
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andy replied

19 July 2007, 09:15
Originally posted by Diver

Jihad anyone?

That will be £100/hour , Thanks you
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Old Greg replied

19 July 2007, 08:57
Originally posted by fzbucks

Yes - that's why there's always som many around the world getting worked up into a lather about the latest offence to islam chanting detah to thise who offend the profit etc etc.

But the ones who can't be @rsed and would rather stay at home watching the telly don't get into the news.
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 07:04
Originally posted by Diver

Do you think they (meaning the extremists) read the posts put on here by the members (meaning the extremists)

Jihad anyone?

Don't do Jihad before lunchtime...
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 07:03
Originally posted by fzbucks

Yes - that's why there's always som many around the world getting worked up into a lather about the latest offence to islam chanting detah to thise who offend the profit etc etc.

Prophet
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fzbucks replied

18 July 2007, 19:55
Originally posted by Diver

Do you think they (meaning the extremists) read the posts put on here by the members (meaning the extremists)

Jihad anyone?

Jihad sounds like too much effort - I'm a contractor FFS!
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Diver replied

18 July 2007, 19:54
Do you think they (meaning the extremists) read the posts put on here by the members (meaning the extremists)

Jihad anyone?
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