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But the ones who can't be @rsed and would rather stay at home watching the telly don't get into the news. -
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Originally posted by andyThat will be £100/hour , Thanks you
Can we do it after 5 as I don't get home from bomb classes till then?Comment
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What does the average Muslim Weigh?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Let me guess - explosives?Originally posted by gingerjediJoke:
What does the average Muslim Weigh?Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjediJoke:
What does the average Muslim Weigh?
Laden or Bin-Laden?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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What have Muslims and cigarettes got in common?
They stink, they come in packs and everyone wants them banned from pubs and clubs!!!Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjediJoke:
What does the average Muslim Weigh?
Sweets.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InWhat have Muslims and cigarettes got in common?
They stink, they come in packs and everyone wants them banned from pubs and clubs!!!
See, that's just plain racist. You sir, are a tw@t of the highest order.Comment
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