Just before Easter?

[Paddy]

[WTFH]

I hear that Labour are to blame, given that in the last 60 years no Pope has ever died while the government has only been conservative.

[vetran]

I hear that Labour are to blame, given that in the last 60 years no Pope has ever died while the government has only been conservative.

That's more God's area. though to be honest he is a pensioner, did Rachel Freezes cut his fuel allowance?

[sadkingbilly]

I hear that Labour are to blame, given that in the last 60 years no Pope has ever died while the government has only been conservative.

[Gibbon]

Careful, Mr Lammy may think a black pontiff has been elected!

[Uncle Albert]

The lengths promoters will go to just to promote a film before the Oscars.

[quackhandle]

I think DonTheCon has said he is going to be the next Pontiff:

'GOD HAS OFFERED ME THE JOB I WILL BE THE BEST POPE IN ALL THE HISTORY OF POPES. NO ONE WILL POPE LIKE ME. I HAVE THE BEST MASSES.
TOO MUCH WASTE IN THE VATICAN I WILL REPLACE ALL PAPER STRAWS THAT WERE INSTALLED BY CROOKED JOE. PLASTIC STRAWS NOW. THANK YOU.'

qh

[Paddy]

The pontiff’s condition is deteriorating and they are trying any cure. I heard this-morning, “lettuce spray for the pope”.

[Paddy]

I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday

[ladymuck]

I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday

He did a reverse Jesus.