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Previously on "Just before Easter?"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    For his next trick, he'll either be Napoleon or the second incarnation of Jesus Christ. .

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    I think DonTheCon has said he is going to be the next Pontiff:

    'GOD HAS OFFERED ME THE JOB I WILL BE THE BEST POPE IN ALL THE HISTORY OF POPES. NO ONE WILL POPE LIKE ME. I HAVE THE BEST MASSES.
    TOO MUCH WASTE IN THE VATICAN I WILL REPLACE ALL PAPER STRAWS THAT WERE INSTALLED BY CROOKED JOE. PLASTIC STRAWS NOW. THANK YOU.'

    qh

    Parody has died for the umpteenth time. The Orange one posted this himself. Loon or worlds biggest WUM?


    Click image for larger version Name: dumpope.jpg Views: 85 Size: 65.3 KB ID: 4308982

    qh

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  • Snooky
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

    For the hard of googling: MP David Lammy apologises for BBC Pope race 'innuendo' claim - BBC News
    Ha ha - what a muppet

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by Snooky View Post

    Is that a joke and, if so, can you explain it for the hard of understanding?
    For the hard of googling: MP David Lammy apologises for BBC Pope race 'innuendo' claim - BBC News

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
    and noo they're queueing for 8 hours tae see the corpse!
    geez, i'll NEVER understand god botherers (of any flavour).
    Much like lots of people didn't fathom why many queued for 24h or more to view QEII lying in state

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  • sadkingbilly
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    and noo they're queueing for 8 hours tae see the corpse!
    geez, i'll NEVER understand god botherers (of any flavour).

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  • Snooky
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

    Careful, Mr Lammy may think a black pontiff has been elected!
    Is that a joke and, if so, can you explain it for the hard of understanding?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday
    It's JD Vance's fault.

    The pope wanted to have one last attempt with dealing with demons before he passed along..

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

    Anurra wan will pope up soon.....
    Yesterday, women at the Vatican were shouting "Papa," I wish I had been there to reply with "Nicole?"

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
    ra pope's deid! - long live ra pope!
    Anurra wan will pope up soon.....

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  • sadkingbilly
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    ra pope's deid! - long live ra pope!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday
    He did a reverse Jesus.

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  • Paddy
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    I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday

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  • Paddy
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    The pontiff’s condition is deteriorating and they are trying any cure. I heard this-morning, “lettuce spray for the pope”.

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  • quackhandle
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    I think DonTheCon has said he is going to be the next Pontiff:

    'GOD HAS OFFERED ME THE JOB I WILL BE THE BEST POPE IN ALL THE HISTORY OF POPES. NO ONE WILL POPE LIKE ME. I HAVE THE BEST MASSES.
    TOO MUCH WASTE IN THE VATICAN I WILL REPLACE ALL PAPER STRAWS THAT WERE INSTALLED BY CROOKED JOE. PLASTIC STRAWS NOW. THANK YOU.'

    qh

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