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Just before Easter?
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Anurra wan will pope up soon.....Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Postra pope's deid! - long live ra pope!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Yesterday, women at the Vatican were shouting "Papa," I wish I had been there to reply with "Nicole?"Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
Anurra wan will pope up soon....."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It's JD Vance's fault.Originally posted by Paddy View PostI meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday
The pope wanted to have one last attempt with dealing with demons before he passed along.."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Is that a joke and, if so, can you explain it for the hard of understanding?Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
Careful, Mr Lammy may think a black pontiff has been elected!Comment
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and noo they're queueing for 8 hours tae see the corpse!
geez, i'll NEVER understand god botherers (of any flavour).He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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Much like lots of people didn't fathom why many queued for 24h or more to view QEII lying in stateOriginally posted by sadkingbilly View Postand noo they're queueing for 8 hours tae see the corpse!
geez, i'll NEVER understand god botherers (of any flavour).Comment
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For the hard of googling: MP David Lammy apologises for BBC Pope race 'innuendo' claim - BBC NewsOriginally posted by Snooky View Post
Is that a joke and, if so, can you explain it for the hard of understanding?But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Ha ha - what a muppetOriginally posted by Gibbon View Post
For the hard of googling: MP David Lammy apologises for BBC Pope race 'innuendo' claim - BBC NewsComment
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostI think DonTheCon has said he is going to be the next Pontiff:
'GOD HAS OFFERED ME THE JOB I WILL BE THE BEST POPE IN ALL THE HISTORY OF POPES. NO ONE WILL POPE LIKE ME. I HAVE THE BEST MASSES.
TOO MUCH WASTE IN THE VATICAN I WILL REPLACE ALL PAPER STRAWS THAT WERE INSTALLED BY CROOKED JOE. PLASTIC STRAWS NOW. THANK YOU.'
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Parody has died for the umpteenth time. The Orange one posted this himself. Loon or worlds biggest WUM?
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He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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