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    Last edited by Paddy; 22 February 2025, 18:24.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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    I hear that Labour are to blame, given that in the last 60 years no Pope has ever died while the government has only been conservative.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      I hear that Labour are to blame, given that in the last 60 years no Pope has ever died while the government has only been conservative.
      That's more God's area. though to be honest he is a pensioner, did Rachel Freezes cut his fuel allowance?

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        I hear that Labour are to blame, given that in the last 60 years no Pope has ever died while the government has only been conservative.

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          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
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          Careful, Mr Lammy may think a black pontiff has been elected!
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
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            The lengths promoters will go to just to promote a film before the Oscars.
            England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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              #7
              I think DonTheCon has said he is going to be the next Pontiff:

              'GOD HAS OFFERED ME THE JOB I WILL BE THE BEST POPE IN ALL THE HISTORY OF POPES. NO ONE WILL POPE LIKE ME. I HAVE THE BEST MASSES.
              TOO MUCH WASTE IN THE VATICAN I WILL REPLACE ALL PAPER STRAWS THAT WERE INSTALLED BY CROOKED JOE. PLASTIC STRAWS NOW. THANK YOU.'

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                The pontiff’s condition is deteriorating and they are trying any cure. I heard this-morning, “lettuce spray for the pope”.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    I meant Easter Bank Holiday Monday
                    He did a reverse Jesus.

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