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Mouse jigglers
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Mouse jigglers
He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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I'd guess a couple of million people read the article looking for the answer to this - 'The firm did not respond to questions about how the alleged issue was discovered,' and went away very disappointed.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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getting worried now?
all the workshy permies and permietractors looking over their shoulders
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I wouldn't work in a place that did this, neither would anyone decent. They value key stroke monkeys over highly skilled productive people and that's what they'll get.
Anyway off for my afternoon nap.
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I remember HSBC implementing something a few years before Covid, "Workplace Yoga" they called it.
Reminded me of Arbeit macht frei.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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I think it would depend on how the device works. If it plugs into a USB port (emulating a mouse/keyboard) then it could be identified based on the hardware ID.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI'd guess a couple of million people read the article looking for the answer to this - 'The firm did not respond to questions about how the alleged issue was discovered,' and went away very disappointed.
There are others which are more like mini-treadmills, i.e. the mouse gets physically moved around (or held still while the surface moves underneath it), and I think they'd be harder to detect. Ditto if you went for the Homer Simpson approach with a drinking bird tapping the Shift key.Comment
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ah! - you're a PM then?Originally posted by ladymuck View PostAll my best work is done by my mouse jiggler
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Ha! No. I avoid any job with 'manager' in the titleOriginally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
ah! - you're a PM then?
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It doesn't say much about a job if the only way of telling if someone's on the job is by monitoring their keyboard/mouse activity.Last edited by woody1; 15 June 2024, 10:04.Comment
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