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    Mouse jigglers

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjll01220yeo

    Nawtee.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


    #2
    I'd guess a couple of million people read the article looking for the answer to this - 'The firm did not respond to questions about how the alleged issue was discovered,' and went away very disappointed.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      getting worried now?
      all the workshy permies and permietractors looking over their shoulders

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        #4
        I wouldn't work in a place that did this, neither would anyone decent. They value key stroke monkeys over highly skilled productive people and that's what they'll get.

        Anyway off for my afternoon nap.

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          #5
          I remember HSBC implementing something a few years before Covid, "Workplace Yoga" they called it.

          Reminded me of Arbeit macht frei.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #6
            All my best work is done by my mouse jiggler

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              I'd guess a couple of million people read the article looking for the answer to this - 'The firm did not respond to questions about how the alleged issue was discovered,' and went away very disappointed.
              I think it would depend on how the device works. If it plugs into a USB port (emulating a mouse/keyboard) then it could be identified based on the hardware ID.

              There are others which are more like mini-treadmills, i.e. the mouse gets physically moved around (or held still while the surface moves underneath it), and I think they'd be harder to detect. Ditto if you went for the Homer Simpson approach with a drinking bird tapping the Shift key.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                All my best work is done by my mouse jiggler
                ah! - you're a PM then?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post

                  ah! - you're a PM then?
                  Ha! No. I avoid any job with 'manager' in the title

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                    #10
                    It doesn't say much about a job if the only way of telling if someone's on the job is by monitoring their keyboard/mouse activity.
                    Last edited by woody1; 15 June 2024, 10:04.

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