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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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not even a fig!Originally posted by vetran View Post
not a bowl?But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Sure you did, gricer. Currently, you're a professional cretin.Originally posted by The Gibson Troubadour View Post
I had an earlier career as a landscape/garden designer & often think what a great tool Sketch Up would have been to have had at my disposal back then.Comment
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How do you explain this then?Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostSure you did, gricer. Currently, you're a professional cretin.
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I have a spade, I call it the bloody shovel.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostI have a spade, I call it the spade.
It's getting very FOGgy in here again.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Hey I am cutting edge, I have a laptop & a laser measuring device!
Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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What happens if you are outside and it rains?Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostHey I am cutting edge, I have a laptop & a laser measuring device!
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Me…. Outside in the rain!!Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
What happens if you are outside and it rains?
I have minions for that sort of thingGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Even twin A has a laptop and laser measuring device and she isn't supposed* to be doing inspections for the VOA for another couple of yearsOriginally posted by Halo Jones View PostHey I am cutting edge, I have a laptop & a laser measuring device!

* that's changed because another Government department desperately needs to know something but it's irrelevant to the point above.
** equally being a government department it wouldn't surprise me if the call centre workers have also been given laser measuring devices (and they are fun to play with for 30 seconds once in a while).merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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