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    Poop posting

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...nd-toilet.html

    A dump a day or make your hole weak?

    The study revealed that the average Brit poos at least once a day (going 1.66 times on average), while one in 400 Brits go less than once a week.
    Some of our posters are 1 percenters, explains why they are full of tulip.

    • One per cent of Brits poo more than four times a day
    Many are 'hands on'

    And outrageously, nearly one in ten people (9.2 per cent) said they use their fingers to help themselves poo. Experts do not advise manual techniques.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.
      Slide-rule Shirley?

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        #4
        And outrageously, nearly one in ten people (9.2 per cent) said they use their fingers to help themselves poo. Experts do not advise manual techniques.
        That's nothing. I use two girls and one cup.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          And outrageously, nearly one in ten people (9.2 per cent) said they use their fingers to help themselves poo. Experts do not advise manual techniques
          What? Nobody said yet that they get their butler to do that?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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