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  • xoggoth
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    And outrageously, nearly one in ten people (9.2 per cent) said they use their fingers to help themselves poo. Experts do not advise manual techniques
    What? Nobody said yet that they get their butler to do that?

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  • northernladuk
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    And outrageously, nearly one in ten people (9.2 per cent) said they use their fingers to help themselves poo. Experts do not advise manual techniques.
    That's nothing. I use two girls and one cup.

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  • RSoles
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.
    Slide-rule Shirley?

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Mathematicians work it out with a pencil.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Poop posting

    Poop posting

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...nd-toilet.html

    A dump a day or make your hole weak?

    The study revealed that the average Brit poos at least once a day (going 1.66 times on average), while one in 400 Brits go less than once a week.
    Some of our posters are 1 percenters, explains why they are full of tulip.

    • One per cent of Brits poo more than four times a day
    Many are 'hands on'

    And outrageously, nearly one in ten people (9.2 per cent) said they use their fingers to help themselves poo. Experts do not advise manual techniques.

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