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Contractor wisdom that you live by <one liners only>

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    Contractor wisdom that you live by <one liners only>

    I've had a great idea...

    It would be useful to get some of the more experienced people lurking around here to share their knowledge. ( I am not one by far )

    <one liners> are easy to read. Humor is a plus as it makes it enjoyable to read and easier to assimilate.

    I also needed some utter crap to fill the post out with and come up with..It seems that contracting is slowly becoming a dying breed(no surprise, writing was on the wall long time ago) as the employer class is trying to push more people further into the wage cage.(but if market does well, we all do well so we should encourage more sharing)

    I made one up that's utter bullox really but something like...

    "An agent with a role is like dog with a bone - if you do not hear about the role in the first 60s, there is no role"
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

    #2
    have you asked your accountant?

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      #3
      Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
      have you asked your accountant?
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      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        First day on site (is that still a thing?) prioritise finding the nicest loo on the premises

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          #5
          There is no notice period.

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            #6
            FOG
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              If you're breathing, you're invoicing

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                #8
                At least you don't have to do quarterly appraisals.

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                  #9
                  It ain't over until the fat cheque clears.
                  I can help with that.
                  Same Tulip different day but at least I get well paid.

                  and in honour of GGGR the contractors bible
                  https://www.cbr.com/glengarry-glen-r...don-t-like-you
                  ABC - Always Be Charging!
                  Posh coffee is for contractors.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Can I have a receipt for that.

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