Hey girls look forward to the cold shoulder!

[vetran]

PMSL

Edit: according to a Superdrug survey : "When it comes to number of partners, our female respondents averaged seven sexual partners during their lifetimes, while men averaged 6.4"

Just have to remember mate, a partner doesn't mean individual fingers on your hand when you're knocking one out

So not your mate.

If I had slept with more than 6.4 people I would have above the average number of partners wouldn't I? One girlfriend was a bit shorter but she was more like 0.8 on that measure . Before you start they were all willing and unpaid participants.

Your sex life consisting of pleasuring yourself in the back seat of the Hairdresser mobile is not what you should rate everyone else on.

[Whorty]

So not your mate.

True ... I don't associate with fat, scruffy, Wail reading xenophobes. I have standards.

Your sex life consisting of pleasuring yourself in the back seat of the Hairdresser mobile is not what you should rate everyone else on.

You really are thick ... I have a 2 seater .. pretty hard to get on to back seats that don't exist.

And why are you so obsessed with my car. You're coming across as very jealous. But you don't need to be, you'd never get your body in my car. It's not build for your ample physique

[vetran]

True ... I don't associate with fat, scruffy, Wail reading xenophobes. I have standards.


You really are thick ... I have a 2 seater .. pretty hard to get on to back seats that don't exist.

And why are you so obsessed with my car. You're coming across as very jealous. But you don't need to be, you'd never get your body in my car. It's not build for your ample physique

You know you want a bit of Vet's sexy body!

[NotAllThere]

... I have a 2 seater ..

So does Vetran. That's why he has to pay double on EasyJet.

Oh, and here's a picture of Whorty and his 2 seater.

[WTFH]

So does Vetran. That's why he has to pay double on EasyJet.

Oh, and here's a picture of Whorty and his 2 seater.

"two seater" implies there's a seat at the top of the saddle post that Whorty is sitting on.

[Zigenare]

So does Vetran. That's why he has to pay double on EasyJet.

Oh, and here's a picture of Whorty and his 2 seater.

Do you think Ronnie knew that Whorty used to be a man?

[vetran]

Do you think Ronnie knew that Whorty used to be a man?

well he is about to find out!

[Whorty]

You know you want a bit of Vet's sexy body!

Sorry mate, even if I was interested in men, I'd still not be a chubby chaser. I also prefer my partners to look like they had a shower this week.

[Whorty]

So does Vetran. That's why he has to pay double on EasyJet.

Oh, and here's a picture of Whorty and his 2 seater.

I prefer to be at the back ... you get a better view

[Whorty]

"two seater" implies there's a seat at the top of the saddle post that Whorty is sitting on.

There's no saddle there ... just the head tube