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To Russia With Love?

1 February 2023, 16:29

What would you write on a Ukrainian artillery shell?

https://signmyrocket.com/

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
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1 February 2023, 16:57

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1 February 2023, 20:13

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1 February 2023, 20:33

Vlad, Boris sends his love

"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR
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1 February 2023, 22:32

Impale Vlad

Push out Putin

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2 February 2023, 12:19

If you can read this you're too close.

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2 February 2023, 12:32

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2 February 2023, 12:53

It's Harry and Meghan's fault.

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2 February 2023, 13:25

Good morning starshine.
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2 February 2023, 14:22

Bend over, this might sting a bit

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