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    The satanic pops

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Umbrella.html

    Priest who 'died' during heart attack claims he went to Hell and saw demons singing Rihanna's Umbrella and Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy to torture people: 'I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy'
    • Gerald Johnson said demonic renditions of Rihanna's hit song 'Umbrella' and Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry Be Happy' were used to torture him in Hell
    • The Michigan pastor experienced his brush with Satan in 2016 when he briefly died after suffering a heart attack
    • Johnson said his musical encounter in Hell is proof that popular music is the Devil's attempt to control people on Earth

    to be fair - Brella, Brella,Brella is annoying!

    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    So why did the priest end up in hell?….
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #3
      Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
      So why did the priest end up in hell?….
      good point well made!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
        So why did the priest end up in hell?….
        It sells newspapers and adds to the publicity regarding his upcoming tour.
        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #5
          Us agnostics will probably just float around in space listening to Stuck in The Middle With You by Stealers Wheel.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
            So why did the priest end up in hell?….
            According to CBN:
            So why did a priest like Johnson end up in hell?

            Johnson says it was unforgiveness.

            "I was angry with God because I did so much good in my life and ended up in hell," he said. "I lifted up out of hell and came back on the earth and God spoke to me."

            Johnson said Jesus gave a personal message to him.

            "He said, 'You have been secretly upset with the people who have hurt you. You had been hoping that I would punish the people that hurt you. These are not your people. These are my people.' He said, 'I only want you to focus on the assignment I am giving you.'"

            Johnson explained, "Although I did good, the thing I had in my heart was the unforgiveness to the people who wronged me. A person that can't forgive is a person that has forgotten how much they have been forgiven of."
            Matthew 18:21-35
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Us agnostics will probably just float around in space listening to Stuck in The Middle With You by Stealers Wheel.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Us agnostics will probably just float around in space listening to Barbie Girl
                FTFY
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post

                  FTFY
                  Us atheists get the video too
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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