perfect for some of our posters

[vetran]

it recognises a-holes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...es-faeces.html

Smart toilet gadget recognises users by their 'anal print' and analyses deposits to detect early warning signs of cancer, heart disease and diabetes

• Smart toilet detect early warning signs of serious disease in faeces and urine
• A camera inside the bowl identifies between users due to their 'anal print'
• Data from the samples can reveal biomarkers for ten different types of diseases

[Zigenare]

it recognises a-holes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...es-faeces.html

Does that mean "Ze Germanz" will no longer have a "looky ledge" in their bogs?

[vetran]

I was just amused by the attention to detail, I had never thought that your ring piece was a viable biometric identification tool.

[d000hg]

These smart devices are notoriously poor on security. Several people I know refuse to use video baby monitors for that reason - how long before someone hacks these to get niche porn?

[SueEllen]

These smart devices are notoriously poor on security. Several people I know refuse to use video baby monitors for that reason - how long before someone hacks these to get niche porn?

[xoggoth]

perfect for some of our posters

Who is he referring to?

[vetran]

Who is he referring to?

booty obsessed!

[northernladuk]

I don't need a camera, my willy can reach round and check. I know what you are thinking. Clever dick.

[d000hg]

I don't need a camera, my willy can reach round and check. I know what you are thinking.

"he sticks his **** up his own arse?!"