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d000hg replied

9 January 2023, 09:57
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I don't need a camera, my willy can reach round and check. I know what you are thinking.

"he sticks his **** up his own arse?!"
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northernladuk replied

6 January 2023, 18:12
I don't need a camera, my willy can reach round and check. I know what you are thinking. Clever dick.
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vetran replied

5 January 2023, 17:15
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Who is he referring to?

booty obsessed!
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xoggoth replied

5 January 2023, 17:03
perfect for some of our posters

Who is he referring to?
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SueEllen replied

5 January 2023, 15:36
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

These smart devices are notoriously poor on security. Several people I know refuse to use video baby monitors for that reason - how long before someone hacks these to get niche porn?
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d000hg replied

5 January 2023, 10:24
These smart devices are notoriously poor on security. Several people I know refuse to use video baby monitors for that reason - how long before someone hacks these to get niche porn?
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vetran replied

5 January 2023, 09:10
I was just amused by the attention to detail, I had never thought that your ring piece was a viable biometric identification tool.
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Zigenare replied

5 January 2023, 08:22
Originally posted by vetran View Post

it recognises a-holes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...es-faeces.html

Does that mean "Ze Germanz" will no longer have a "looky ledge" in their bogs?
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vetran started a topic perfect for some of our posters

4 January 2023, 22:22
perfect for some of our posters
it recognises a-holes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...es-faeces.html

Smart toilet gadget recognises users by their 'anal print' and analyses deposits to detect early warning signs of cancer, heart disease and diabetes
Smart toilet detect early warning signs of serious disease in faeces and urine

A camera inside the bowl identifies between users due to their 'anal print'

Data from the samples can reveal biomarkers for ten different types of diseases
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