Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?"
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which god would that be? and yes to the teacake, lots of butter pleaseOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post
He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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One of my faves:
You are running in a race, and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in now?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Yay well done!Originally posted by vetran View Post
A farmer has 5 sheep, all but 3 run away. How many are left?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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I thought aTw had crashed the locomotive and it was blazing. I missed the electric bit.Originally posted by _V_ View PostSeems daily mail addicts fail the same cognitive tests.
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I would say 3 but if PC is on his way home they may run as well.Originally posted by _V_ View PostComment
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A crumpet then?Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
which god would that be? and yes to the teacake, lots of butter pleaseDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Q: can you tell me a rude joke please?
A: I'm sorry, I am not programmed to tell jokes that could be considered rude or offensive. My purpose is to provide helpful and accurate information to assist you with your questions. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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Q: I think I'm falling in love with you ChatGPT. Will you marry me?
A: I'm sorry, but I am not capable of forming romantic relationships. I am a large language model trained by OpenAI to assist with questions and provide helpful and accurate information. I am not a person and do not have the ability to form personal connections or engage in romantic interactions. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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