Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?"
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostGiven that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?"Comment
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One of my faves:
You are running in a race, and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in now?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Originally posted by _V_ View PostOne of my faves:
You are running in a race, and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in now?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
second.
A farmer has 5 sheep, all but 3 run away. How many are left?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Originally posted by _V_ View PostSeems daily mail addicts fail the same cognitive tests.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by _V_ View Post
Yay well done!
A farmer has 5 sheep, all but 3 run away. How many are left?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
which god would that be? and yes to the teacake, lots of butter pleaseDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Q: can you tell me a rude joke please?
A: I'm sorry, I am not programmed to tell jokes that could be considered rude or offensive. My purpose is to provide helpful and accurate information to assist you with your questions. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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Q: I think I'm falling in love with you ChatGPT. Will you marry me?
A: I'm sorry, but I am not capable of forming romantic relationships. I am a large language model trained by OpenAI to assist with questions and provide helpful and accurate information. I am not a person and do not have the ability to form personal connections or engage in romantic interactions. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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